It’s been a while dear blog.
I tend to be sporadic in my habits. I knew I wouldn’t post regularly, but I do like having this blog to come back to to organize my thoughts sometimes. I might post written work I’ve done in the past year, or art to organize what I’m thinking about.
So why the title bees? Well, something I’ve been thinking about a bit recently is the meaning of life. A light topic, I…
person: what’s up
me: not much but please don’t ask that every day because then i’ll have to start making things up because i rarely do anything
i spent the first part of my life as an overachieving gifted child and now i am a dumbass by choice. i’ve never been so happy
This has honestly helped my mood a lot thank you
i say a lot of smart things in mostly dumb ways
What if you said really dumb things in smart ways?
then you belong in academia
What about saying really dumb things in dumb ways?
a promising career in republican politics
The woman I’m planning to marry showed me this pebble that looks like a guitar pick and with an entirely straight face said “it’s for rock music.”
marry her faster
don’t take her for granite
People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?
Dog heaven is also squirrel hell it’s a very efficient system.
i can’t stop fucking laughing at the thought of squirrels sinning so much in the mortal plane that they have to be sent to squirrel hell to atone
They know that the bird feeder isn’t meant for them
Today at the preschool I work at, the kids had a costume day where they were supposed to dress up like “community helpers” like police, doctors, firefighters or garbage collectors like that sort of thing
Six of them dressed up as Spider-Man
